February 2012
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so when i found a dean koontz book in my local book shop called demon seed i immediately purchased it, expecting unintentional comedy, and oh boy did it deliver. i am now more convinced than ever that somebody needs to confiscate dean koontz’s keyboard.
here is an excerpt from page 52, where senor koontz goes completely off the rails:
“Gee, listen, you know, there’s no reason...
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PSA: please do not follow this blog
micswagger:
sender-unknown:
I made this blog to get away from people and only be surrounded by my friends. I don’t care if you like my posts, reblog them, or stalk me as I cannot control that. the blog is public. however, knowing that I’m on someone’s dash I don’t know is unsettling. you just want to follow me because of my interests and what you want to filter your dash to be. you don’t care...
brogigayo:
noonaneomuhomo:
sonbou replied to your post: sonbou replied to your post: Taeyang you are…
why do you care that he’s wearing a hat and still has another hat to flip around? idk, I just wanted to be cool. It didn’t work.
In the grand scheme of life, how many hats anyone is flipping and wearing and the relationship between the two means absolutely shit.
Now, in terms of simple...
thousandoceans:
micswagger:
sender-unknown:
micswagger:
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micswagger:
people who say they listen to korean hip-hop and all they know is phantom, zico and kyung’s pre-debut stuff and anyone who they’ve associated with (i11evn, bizniz, psycoban, mino, etc..)
woah we got a music elitist here
….
who are you again?
i don’t believe you are of any importance to me...
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Watchevangerions:
HOLY. FUCK.
brogigayo:
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sonbou:
micswagger:
sometimes i wanna tell y’all that some of the people y’all are friends with are shitty people
but like, y’all probably think i’m just pressed but i’m not
i’m just trying to help y’all pick better friends
sometimes i wanna tell y’all that some of the music y’all listen to is shitty
but like, y’all probably think i’m just pressed but...
A Gordon Ramsay Poem
gordonramsaypoetry:
Oh my GOD the risotto The scallops It’s crap. CRAP.
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autumn-and-eve:
rosemannequin:
homorobotica:
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richwhitelesbian:
i hope rick santorum is walking down the street and someone is walking the opposite way towards him and they both try to go around eachother the same direction and end up both looking like complete tools to all the cars driving by
I hope Rick Santorum orders a pizza and expects the pizza to...
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Things I'm Expected To Do for Straight People in...
sanctimonioussilentagony:
Answer questions about how I fuck.
Be “tolerant” of all their dipshit opinons, including but not limited to: acceptance of pedophilia, acceptance of incest, and dismantling of the institution of marriage entirely because that would be better than my wanting a piece.
Stop looking so gay.
Never ever mention gay rights or call them out on homophobia.
Cosign every time...
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jesuschrist-:
my brother asked why i don’t believe in bigfoot
and i said it’s because i don’t believe in something i haven’t seen with my own eyes
so he asks why i believe in sharks
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one dgna fan:
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yunballs:
ALSO DGNA GOT AN OFFICIAL FANCLUB NAME AND WE’RE CALLED THE MASTERS AND IM SO EXCITED OMG ITS SO CUTE WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
the… masters?
as in the doctor who villain??????????
smh da baws
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KPop Secrets!: ZICO and the suffering of... →
kpopsecrets:
warning: this has nothing to do with block b’s recent scandal
So i was reading kpopsecrets couple of days (or weeks) ago, and i read post about wanting to be fuc*ed by bang yong guk. Well that post pretty much “inspired” me to drag myself into the most tragic part of the world which is: pedo…
crying that lusting after a nineteen year old man is terrible because you’re...
yukaristea:
micswagger:
People who ship yongguk and zelo are disgusting human beings tbh
basically
people do that?
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fyeahjoonie:
“I was asked out before but I’m too lazy to start a relationship. I like to sleep, wake up, watch TV, eat ramen and go back to sleep,”
Lee Joon’s response when he was asked if he has ever been asked out by a female celeb.
we’re the same person.
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